To: All you Glorious Advanced Beginners who Began at the Beginning with the BGL.
The Big Tent over the Pile of Leaves Atop the Rusty Grate
Not far from the Big White House and the Climbing Tree of Zork
From: Jaelle Hausrock
The cupboard under the sink in the White House kitchen
Favorite Colors: Cerulean Blue and Basic Black
Greetings,
I am applying to join 'The BGL.' Hi. My name is Jaelle, hello everyone. *Microphone feeds back.* I was naught but a day liberated from FrobozzCo. Sales Co. and Co. Inc. when I found myself ambushed in some darkish wood by no less then three large, smelly rodents and an irate Chihuahua with a large rock. Though I managed to dispatch the bounders with a penknife and a now tragically unusable FrobozzCo. Sales Co. and Co. Inc. mail order catalog, I begin to see that there is safety in numbers.
So, I hope you'll find my resume in order, a clean DNV, and picture of myself and some friends posing in swimsuits by the Frobozz Co. pool, which I hope will persuade you that I would be an asset to your group. I hope to find someplace to meet and greet, as well as someplace warmer and drier than beneath the cupboard in the kitchen accessed through the window of the white house with the boarded front door, and next to the mound of abandoned paper bags that smell like moldy peppers.
Most sincerely yours,
Jaelle Hausroc
(OOC: <---This means out of character.
I am a medical billing student looking for work and was happy to find someplace to burn a little free time in the evenings when I'm too tired to think straight. Thankyou for being here.)