Aren't Introductions in Order?

(I couldn't find a thread devoted to introducing new members, so I'l providing one here.)

To: Ginzaki of the Bulging Bag
Most Exalted and Fearless Leader of the BGL.
and to anyone else who might read this who has a finger on 'the button.'

Dear Sir (et al.),

Please find my application to join 'The BGL.' I was naught but a day liberated from FrobozzCo. Sales Co. and Co. Inc. when I found myself ambushed in some darkish wood by no less then three large, smelly rodents and an irate Chihuahua with a large rock. Though I managed to dispatch the bounders with a penknife and a now tragically unusable FrobozzCo. Sales Co. and Co. Inc. mail order catalog, I begin to see that there is safety in numbers.

I think you'll find my resume in order, a clean DNV, and picture of myself and some friends in swimsuits by a pool, which I hope will persuade you that I would be an asset to your group. The favor of a reply would be most appreciated, as well as someplace warmer and drier than beneath the cupboard in the kitchen accessed through the window of the white house with the boarded front door, and next to the mound of abandoned paper bags that smell like moldy peppers.

Most sincerely yours,

Jaelle Hausroc

Actually we do have an Introductions thread. Just scroll down a bit...

Welcome to The BGL, Jaelle! You also might want to check out our latest contest....sounds like you'd almost be a shoe-in
https://thebgl.darkbb.com/pub-f3/clan-coconut-contest-3-the-lore-pits-t102.htm

Oh, and by the way, we have a tent set up in the woods to the west of the house, right next to the grate that was covered by the pile of leaves. You're welcome to join us - the more the merrier.

I'm assuming that in the picture you included with your application that you are the one on the right with the slicked back hair and sideburns? If so, you'd better be careful or those rumors that Elvis is still among us will start circulating again.

ShockTart

P.S. The "Official" Introductions thread: https://thebgl.darkbb.com/pub-f3/introductions-t2.htm

*Laughs* Anything's possible.

Umm... I was having some trouble getting into my account, and I think I um... accidentally cloned myself.

*Goes to contact one of the moderators for a 'delete' key.*