Random F.A.Q.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

on a side note,
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

that's an old tongue twister that has no answer to it.

He'd chuck all the wood a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

And that would be one flat wood chuck if he tried to chuck Chuck (Norris, that is).

ShockTart

good answer shocktart. i would also have accepted Jack Bower for the second question.

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If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, where did the lumberjack get to so fast?

Why do Drive-Up ATM's have brail on them

The lumberjack is sonic the hedgehog.

Just in case a badass action star goes blind but has too much testosterone to not drive.

i like the jokes Gin.

But if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck would a woodchuck chuck Chuck good, or would Chuck chuck wood at a wood chuck good if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck? And if chuck Chucked wood good at the Chuck chucking woodchuck could he chuck Chuck then if he would?

And if the Lumberjack falls from the tree before the tree falls on him, he might not hear. And I have the perfect alibi! *Carol says with a smile.*

It's in case the automatic teller goes blind, it'll still be able to reference what the heck to do with your money. I know that sounds odd, but it is the natural result of one of those little vagaries in Congressional legislation and a successful lawsuit....

If tin whistles are made of tin, what's a fog horn made out of?

brass and frog skin.

I'll keep it well oiled with the snake oil you sold me last time then....

I had a sheet of tin foil once.....tried for weeks, but I never could teach it how to whistle.

We'll get you a mouse. It might not whistle, but if you ever get the urge to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, just combine the two objects from your inventory...